Random Bitch: Let me guess, you fell off the turnip truck, but ate all the turnips before falling off?
Me: Yeahh, good one, What about you? Fall out of the ugly tree and rip every branch off on your fall down? Cause the apple doesn't fall far from the tree but apparently this one has been run over by a lawn mower...
Random Bitch: ...(silence)....
Me: Haha, yeahh that's right bitch, I may be fat but I can lose the weight while you will spend thousands of dollars and still look fugly....don't fucking test me.